{"author":{"username":"webthethird","displayName":"William E Bodell III","fid":374565},"timestamp":"2026-11-09T22:19:41.000Z","text":"I'm from Chicago, where the only things that belong on hot dogs are mustard, relish, celery salt, chopped onions, sliced tomatoes, kosher pickle, and sport peppers. No ketchup ever.","farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/webthethird/0xcf4155c356082fcda80807ee0c5bcd661f94f501","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0xcf4155c356082fcda80807ee0c5bcd661f94f501"}