{"author":{"username":"nomygod","displayName":"nomygod","fid":238370},"timestamp":"2026-10-30T16:40:43.000Z","text":"OH ITS NOT A REAL ECLAIRE BECAUSE...no shut up this is why people hate french people ","farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/nomygod/0x8e961d5e","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0x8e961d5ed66a352b49c524f940a5d738748f1887","note":"author hasn't signed the social smart contract; the cast may be restricted on farcaster.xyz"}