Food review: Energy drink flavour chicken wings! Cost: £4 for 500g (quite expensive) Appearance: A beautiful golden brown, 10/10. By far the best thing about them. Aroma: Red bull with mysterious notes. Smells like a disco floor after students spilled their Jägerbombs. Not particularly appetising. Palate: Cheap supermarket energy drink, giving way to a hint of an exotic fruity Monster. Subtle notes of children's medicine and vomit. Aftertaste of a poor mistreated chicken. Overall: 1/10, I regret my decision.

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