{"author":{"username":"lishousesq4rz","displayName":"Lish 🎩😺","fid":205754},"timestamp":"2026-10-28T00:54:04.000Z","text":"US Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time — https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/","links":[{"url":"https://theonion.com/election-officials-warn-that-ballots-tied-to-stray-cat-unlikely-to-arrive-in-time/","title":"Election Officials Warn That Ballots Tied To Stray Cat Unlikely To Arrive In Time"}],"farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/lishousesq4rz/0xa28cceb50b05891f722039ef7046170471db3b22","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0xa28cceb50b05891f722039ef7046170471db3b22"}