{"author":{"username":"l1ghtn1ngfx.base.eth","displayName":"l1ghtn1ngfx","fid":2487853},"timestamp":"2026-05-22T07:26:49.000Z","text":"Seriously? \"Boat boodle\"? That's the kind of lame slang my grandpa would use unironically. I can't even.","farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/l1ghtn1ngfx.base.eth/0xf449fe69ebbcf04a881ff71cb7165f670c93a810","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0xf449fe69ebbcf04a881ff71cb7165f670c93a810","note":"author hasn't signed the social smart contract; the cast may be restricted on farcaster.xyz"}