{"author":{"username":"kyb","displayName":"Kyle B","fid":284063},"timestamp":"2026-10-25T10:56:28.000Z","text":"shoulda bought a hair transplant instead of farcaster tbh","images":["https://media.onterminus.com/5272ca9a68f021075abdc8fd2f390ff2.gif"],"farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/kyb/0x781e06a18bc994beba002b457a5dd126608e963d","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0x781e06a18bc994beba002b457a5dd126608e963d","note":"author hasn't signed the social smart contract; the cast may be restricted on farcaster.xyz"}