{"author":{"username":"kmacbeth","displayName":"KMac","fid":4163},"timestamp":"2026-11-04T14:59:42.000Z","text":"Mazel tov\n\nYou’ll see a bright white light flash, hear a sharp popping sound that makes you blink then it’s all over but for the cone of shame. \n\nBest to shit before going. Don’t ask how I know.","farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/kmacbeth/0x80fe15ae","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0x80fe15ae3411fc501a53a9b0f423e3013c908eeb","note":"author hasn't signed the social smart contract; the cast may be restricted on farcaster.xyz"}