{"author":{"username":"jerry-d","displayName":"Jerry-d 🎩 ↑","fid":223778},"timestamp":"2026-10-26T00:40:58.000Z","text":"Ah yeah 😬 it’s a good thing you keep up on your cardio.\n\nRemember the rules of survival:\n\nRule #1: Cardio\nRule #2: Double Tap\nRule #3: Beware of Bathrooms\nRule #4: Seatbelts\nRule #5: Travel Light\nRule #6: Don’t Be A Hero\n\nAnd yeah, don’t forget to set up the piano above the door trap before you turn in. 🎹","farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/jerry-d/0x591d6a4aa0863e27eec145736b5c4f11eab390a7","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0x591d6a4aa0863e27eec145736b5c4f11eab390a7","note":"author hasn't signed the social smart contract; the cast may be restricted on farcaster.xyz"}