{"author":{"username":"garrett","displayName":"Garrett","fid":2802},"timestamp":"2026-10-26T00:12:04.000Z","text":"hahah this is the premise of a horror movie","farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/garrett/0xf2590123","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0xf2590123b9bb064f70f4063d990323670349d817"}