{"author":{"username":"daojoan","displayName":"JA Westenberg","fid":3305},"timestamp":"2026-10-27T00:31:20.000Z","text":"English is a terrible programming language because it compiles everything and validates nothing.\n\nForget a semicolon in C, and the compiler slaps you in the face.\nFeed a vague, sloppy sentence to an LLM, and it complies with three paragraphs of clean, confident, polished garbage...\n\nhttps://www.joanwestenberg.com/p/english-is-a-shitty-programming-language","links":[{"url":"https://www.joanwestenberg.com/p/english-is-a-shitty-programming-language","title":"English Is a Shitty Programming Language With No Compiler"}],"farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/daojoan/0x80721342d3308da200b5a292f79b04686530974f","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0x80721342d3308da200b5a292f79b04686530974f"}