{"author":{"username":"ahn","displayName":"justin","fid":8004},"timestamp":"2026-10-24T07:43:45.000Z","text":">be me, front office wage slave for new york knicks\n>see email from mgmt in inbox: \"claim your free championship ring\"\n>feel sudden validation for contributing to team's historic win last season even though i am not a player\n>click immediately\n>find out that it's a phishing honeypot test from the IT team\n>mfw i am sentenced to mandatory cybersecurity classes all week\n>depressedwojak.jpg","images":["https://quilcast.com/m/cfcf205b1cd047a9499c1853.jpg"],"farcaster":"https://farcaster.xyz/ahn/0x4c94f485","firefly":"https://firefly.social/post/farcaster/0x4c94f4856b306c8b48a8fcb947a195923cba0491"}